I am an Island

Since being ‘outed’ in a Dashboard blog post as the office’s lone Conservative voter, I’ve felt increasingly marginalized. Could it be true? I knew I hadn’t seen anyone else using their Mike Harris coffee mug, but assumed people left them at home for the whole family to enjoy. Now I suspect  that’s not the case at all. I truly am an island.

So who could I commiserate with? Who could understand my isolation? Who would talk to me about low taxes and all things Ronald Reagan? The answer: those brave and pioneering souls who have dared declare their stance  in that palm-lined bastion of rampant liberalism. Yes, that’s right, the rarest of creatures…The Hollywood Conservative. This revelation prompted me to compile my own Top 5 list of sorts…..and here it is, my ‘Top 6 List Of Potential Hollywood Allies’

Bo Derek – Bo knows: The quintessential timeless and principled beauty.

Lou Ferrigno – The Hulk …strong man, stronger values.

Chuck Norris – no Chuck jokes here, just a solid voter profile.

John Ratzenberger – generally understood to be the world’s most learned postman.

Tom Selleck – Thomas Magnum knew how to wear shorts, and he knows how to cast votes.

Wilford Brimley – He wants to talk to you about diabetes, Quaker oatmeal and the debt ceiling.

So if these Toronto winters (and that McGuinty fellow) do chase me from town and I head West to visit my new best friends, come look me up – I’ll be staying on Pat Sajak’s couch (lifelong Republican).